Thursday, October 25, 2007
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
You are looking at the illustrious "diamond fork". The most sought after utensil in the Cavanagh household. Wanted by both girls at each meal - and there is only one. Many tears have been shed and hearts broken over the use of this beautiful fork. It makes all things right and meals taste unbelievable when eaten with it.
Soon, though, Mommy will stab herself with said fork to put herself out of the misery of constant bickering over the little things. How will they feel about the diamond then?
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Does it have a brand name? LOL, I've google'd it and checked ebay, but can't find any. We could just flood them with other unusual forks.
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